Do Vampires Suck?

Oct 22, 2021

∙ Paid

A Halloween poem

Vampires are popular,
but do they suck?

When Dracula bites,
does he suck or lap
up the blood?
Does it gush into his mouth?

Does Van Helsing know?
If we buy him …

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Branwen’s Poetry to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.